The problems we face did not come down from the heavens. They are made by human decisions, and good human decision can change them. – Bernie Sanders

22 Sep

What is up kids?

So did i convince any of you to vote for Bernie Sanders for President on my last blog?  i’m guessing no, because there is nothing harder then getting someone to vote for a candidate other then the one they are already set on.  Although i guess the bigger problem is trying to get people to care about politics in general, which besides the racist debacle that is Donald Trump it doesn’t seem like that many people are even thinking about the election right now.

And normally i wouldn’t be able to blame you, because politics is maddening and everything about it is designed to either make us not care or to be absolutely outraged over what these a$$holes are actually doing.  Like for example, did you know that the recently Senate blocked a bill that would have given millions of dollars to help take care of the first responders to the World Trade Center bombing?  Or how about the fact that the government might get shut down for the second time, this time because House Republicans would rather shut down the government then fund Planned Parenthood.  An organization that is responsible for the health of MILLIONS of women especially lower income ones

So i totally get why most people either don’t care or don’t pay attention to politics, especially because when it comes down to it we’re really just deciding between a giant douche and a turd sandwich like South Park once said.  But for once, those are not our only choices.  There is a candidate like Bernie Sanders who will actually stand up for what the people believe in, and won’t bow down to corporate sponsors the way every other a$$hole does!

And if you still don’t know about Bernie Sanders then i’m not doing my job, but his platform is pretty easy to explain even to those who don’t follow politics.  Bernie wants to stop climate change and he wants to strengthen Social Security and Medicare, he wants to stop spending ALL of this countries money just on war, he wants to overturn Citizens United and stop billionaires and millionaires from controlling every election, and he wants to stop giving huge tax breaks to millionaires and billionaires who are bankrupting this country while keeping all of the money.  So basically he wants to do the exact opposite of the Republican agenda.

But like i told you last blog, Bernie is not a Democrat.  He’s an Independent Senator from Vermont because he doesn’t want to be lumped in with all of the other pu$$y Democrats who are no better then the Republicans who are bought and paid for.  But Bernie Sanders isn’t like that and he’s not like them, and if i can get even one of you to open your mind and see what this man is all about and why he would be best for our country then hopefully i did my job.

But i still don’t feel like i did good enough, so next week i’m going to write about Bernie again.  Sorry if you guys hate politics or voting or even if you think Bernie is the worst, but this may be the most important subject that i have ever tackled on this blog and i’m going to do what i can to drive the importance of this point home to you kids.  Our country would be SO MUCH BETTER if we all voted for  this man, and even though he doesn’t have the power or money that the other candidates have, what he has is a political movement from the people who do think this system is garbage and he fights for those of us who  truly do want a change.  And i don’t mean Obama’s hope and change, i mean straight up for real CHANGE!  And all it will take is for good people to vote for him!


– Speaking of Planned Parenthood, how is abortion still an issue in this country?  If you don’t want one don’t get one, i don’t even get where the controversy is.  “The controversy is in the fact that you are killing unborn babies that did nothing wrong!  How dare you take the life of an innocent child!”  Yeah yeah, that sentiment sounds nice in theory.  Of course no one wants to kill innocent babies.  Well except Dick Cheney and most conservatives.

But do all of these people who can’t wait to save all of these unwanted kids end up adopting children on their own?  Because if you don’t plan on helping take care of all of these extra kids then i don’t want to hear you talk about what happens to them.  And besides the fact that it’s none of your business what other people do with their bodies especially in a free country, if you didn’t already know kids cost money.  A LOT of money.  And they tend to live a long, LONG time.

So saying you’re against abortion and then doing NOTHING to take care of the children that are already on this planet is just an empty statement from someone with no real solutions to the problem.  You’re the same as people who say things like “Support the Troops!” but then vote a$$holes in like George W Bush and Dick Cheney who do nothing but send other people’s children to die in war.  Your words are boring and mean nothing, and unless you plan on taking care of the child keep your opinion to yourself and stop worrying about other people’s lives.

– Whether you agree that Caitlin Jenner is a hero or not, there is no denying that she is a hero.  However one thing that she is not is the first, because there was another brave man now woman who also made great strides for transgender rights, the only difference is that literally know one has ever heard of him, or her.  But lucky for you she/he makes the list for The BEST Album Covers of ALL TIME! and one look at this beautiful man/woman/person i know you’ll agree.  So feast your eyes and your thighs on Kevin Rowland and “My Beauty!”  He’s a man that proves that beauty is only taint deep!

– And oh yeah speaking of union hating none charisma having bags of douches, hey Scott Walker…

“OLD SCHOOL” NONSENSE – So i’m thinking about going gluten free, mostly because it sounds fun and trendy and you know i love doing whatever fad the American public is currently into! And i think i’ve figured out what foods i’m allowed to eat but i did have one question.  If i was a gay man which i am DEFINITELY NOT!  Would i be allowed to go down on a guy who wasn’t gluten free?  Like if i got romantic with a guy who just ate a dozen bagels and ate an entire pie filled with cream, would i also then be swallowing gluten down my throat when he gave me his own personal cream pie in my mouth? 

And please, before you get offended or shocked by this image please just know this is a hypothetical and i’m just curious about the best way to stay off of gluten.  Because the last thing i would want would be to stay away from gluten in all of my foods but then ruin it all be enjoying the creamy sauce of a man whose favorite food is pasta! 

Fast Food Tips – With all of the McDonald’s hate that i’ve been spewing lately i haven’t reviewed anything good in a while, which is why i’m happy today to talk about Wendy’s new deal which has 10 nuggets, and a small fries and a small drink for only 4 beans!  This $4 combo also mentions their new creamy sriracha sauce which sounds so delicious that i want to dip my own personal nuggets into this amazing creation just to see how it feels.  My guess? Salty.

And that’s it for me today kids!  Man this was a tremendous blog, so much so that you should share it with all of your friends!  Especially that racist uncle of yours who thinks Bernie Sanders is a socialist who is going to bring this country down.

But hopefully i brought your mood and your spirits up today, because i’m in a great mood and i’m just trying to do the same with some free laughs and knowledge.  But have a great week and i’ll cya next week w/ some Bernie for your soul!

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One Response to “The problems we face did not come down from the heavens. They are made by human decisions, and good human decision can change them. – Bernie Sanders”

  1. Anonymous September 22, 2015 at 10:06 pm #

    In order to vote for Bernie as the democratic representative you must be registered as a democrat I believe 55 days before the democratic elections. It varies from state to state. So get on it people!!!!!!!!


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