(The) real reason religoius people are offended by what others say about their religion is because they think they might be right. #JeSuisCharlie – Cenk Uygur, TYT Network

9 Jan


What is up kids?

Well it’s Friday, and thank f’n Christballs because it’s been a STRANGE week my friends.  Did anyone else have a week like that?  And i don’t necessarily mean it was bad per se, although it most definitely wasn’t great.  i just mean that everything felt a little bit off in all areas.  People everywhere just acting a little different, everything at work just seems weird, drivers out on the road are a little more annoying then usual.  It’s f*cking cold as balls out and my motivation to do anything is even lower then usual.  We’ve got no jobs, we’ve got no food, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
And then this terrorist attack happened in France over a cartoon drawing of Mohammad in a satirical magazine which led to the killing of 12 innocent people.  And stuff like this really makes me question my ties to the human race, because the fact that people could be so outraged over a silly drawing of their invisible God to the point where they need to murder other human beings is just alien to me.  “Oh yeah?  Well that’s funny coming from an illegal alien!” Touche douche bag.  

One thing i’m not going to do though is condemn all Muslims, because that to me seems like a bull$hit move.  i try to not judge people as a group in general, because i’ve always been more interested in individuals then i am the groups that they are associated with.  And for real, why judge all Muslims as a group when we know that there is a much larger percentage of them that just believe in love and peace and would never agree with terrorist acts like this?  It would be like judging America by certain racist, woman/minority/poor people hating Tea Party members who are usually also the loudest people in politics.  People from other countries could see all of the hate and ignorance that these maniacs perpetuate and think that all Americans are like that, and that’s the same way we’re judging all Muslims by the act of a few, not just those individual lunatics.  And that doesn’t seem fair to me, because i would never want to be considered the same type of species as these mentally challenged wastes of sperm, let alone from the same country. #Notinmyname
But whatever, i hope they catch all of these motherf*ckers, i hope they rot in the hell i don’t believe in, i hope the families and friends of those lost can find some solace in their heroism, and i hope people who are braver then me keep writing and drawing controversial $hit because we need WAY more of that on this planet.  People need to stop following all of the rules and being scared of acting different from everyone else.  Because when it comes down to it all of the rules that we are told to follow, from our parents, to our schools, our churches, our government and our God, all these rules were written by men.  ALL OF THEM.  And as far as i know there hasn’t been a perfect person yet, so to consider ANY laws created by men infallible is just ridiculous to me.
So have some fun this weekend kids.  Break some rules, don’t get so easily offended by everything, and give respect to those that lived and died by that code.   We could all only hope to be as brave as these people were.  

 – So is there really something called “Gay Vampires” that only drink only boner blood or am i just making that up?  Haha sorry about that.  My rant got a little serious there before and i wanted to take it down a notch.  It’s Random Nonsense for crying out loud!  

A Great Name for a Punk Band! “The Hubba Hubbas”

And speaking of great bands, i’d also like to show to you…

The BEST Album Covers of ALL TIME! “Um, what the hell are “album covers you old basterd?”  Is this 1970?  Forget albums grandpa, i illegally download everything!  Jeez, will you get off of my case already?  It’s a brand new year, give me a hot second before you start busting my balleens so badly.  And will you at least look at the album cover i’m showing you before you condemn this bit?  It’s the self titled album from the amazing “Joyce” who i personally consider the original Beyonce.  Judge for yourself! 

God that is SO good on so many levels.  And yes, that is my screen saver at work right now!

“Facebook Etiquette”-  So i’m hoping anyone that reads my blog is smart enough to have not fallen for this next garbage on Facebook.  And if you did fall for this then you should go back and read all of my past blogs until you start to realize the amount of nonsense and bull$hit that goes on this world and then maybe won’t be so gullible to think that just because something was printed on the interwebs that it’s automatically Gospel. 

But anyways, if you’ve seen this nonsense from any of your friends on FB make sure you tell them to take it down and reassess their lives because this is as poor as it gets.

“As of Jan. 5, 2015 at 10:50 a.m. Eastern standard time, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish this statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste to make this I will leave a comment so it will be easier to copy and paste!!!”   

Please tell me you weren’t one of those people that fell for this and posted it.  PLEASE!

Fast Food Tips – Since i’m dropping a ton of knowledge on all of you today now seems like a good time to ask if all of you know what “Fromunda” cheese is?  As a food connoisseur i would expect that most people know their cheeses, but if you didn’t know Fromunda cheese is a soft, pungent cheese that you won’t find in any stores.  In fact, there is only one place that you can get Fromunda cheese, and that’s Fromunda deez nuts!!

And that’s it for me today kids!  Even as i’m finishing this up there are more hostage situations going on in France, and if i could say anything to 2015 i would say you’re really not getting off to a great start guy!
But i hope everyone has a great weekend, i hope everyone comes back on Tuesday for an all new blog, and i hope one day people stop using an invisible God to carry out their horrific actions on the rest of us, especially those who were just bringing a little laughter into this world that truly needs it.

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