I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I’m thinking to myself, "WHY??? – George Carlin

18 Nov


THE BLOG ABOUT RAPE BEING FUNNY


What is up kids?

Well it’s Tuesday, and it’s freaking brizza to the rizza!   And that means “brick” to you white people, which means “cold” to the rest of you who just don’t get it.  Although speaking of cold, has everyone heard the story about what’s happening to the penguins on our planet these days?  Apparently there are seals in the Antarctic that are raping and forcing penguins into sex and sometimes killing them after they are done.  And no i’m not kidding, and yes this story is completely real.

And i bring up this up not to make a commentary on rape, nor am i here to do any hacky rape jokes.  Because while i do agree with the Carlin quote that i used to start off this blog, that anyone can joke about anything and that it all depends on how you construct the joke, i would also have to admit that many to most of the comedians today who try to do rape jokes are rarely funny.  And unless you have the most original take on it ever it’s really not worth joking about, because it will probably come off as offensive and not funny anyway.  

But i wanted to bring up this story today just so you guys would actually have to ponder about this going on right now on planet Earth, and realize that maybe we should all realize that we don’t have it as bad as we think we do.  Because while we sit and worry about our bills, and our car problems, and school loans, and long hours at work and teaching our children to be good people, there are penguins out there that are getting raped by seals.  And that’s definitely not something you think about every day!

So i hope everyone has a great week, and i don’t know how you can’t when i gave you this tremendous fun fact that you can share with everyone you know.  But yeah sometimes i write about growing up, sometimes it’s my disappointment in people who don’t participate in the Democratic process and don’t vote, and sometimes i just want to tell you about some penguins who certainly don’t have Happy Feet.  Although speaking of happy, happy Tuesday everyone!



RANDOM NONSENSE
– Can someone tell me what is up with people who can’t say “hi” when you walk right by them?  i mean honestly, are you really that much better then me as a human being that you can’t just look up and smile or say a polite “hello?”  And normally i’m not someone who wants to interact with other people, nor am i big on all of the rules of etiquette that we’re all supposed to follow.  i mean when it comes to which side of the plate the soup spoon goes on, or having to drink wine out of an actual wine glass and not a big red solo cup, those are rules that i just don’t really care about following.  Even though i do understand the purpose of those societal norms, i find most of them boring and unnecessary and i don’t find the need to partake in them.

But saying “hi” to someone when you’re walking right by them isn’t a societal norm or just a dumb rule to follow to me, it’s being a decent enough person to acknowledge someones existence as they cross your path on the same little space we both occupy on this giant blue green ball we’re floating around space on.  So either look up and say “hello” or “good morning” or at least give me an acknowledging smile or i will think you are a miserable angry C rag who makes the planet worse for everyone around you.  And oh yeah, you might not say hello but when you leave i’ll have zero problem saying…
     LATER DICK!


– Hey people who wear ipod buds in their ears while driving a car, can you f*cking stop that dangerous and unnecessary $hit already please?  NO ONE is a good enough driver that they don’t need to be able to hear their surroundings.  Don’t people realize how much crazy bull$hit that can happen out there on the road, especially out of NOWHERE?  But no, you won’t notice any of that because you’re caught up in your own little world of Taylor Swift and Mumford and Sons. Oh well, that’ll be a great soundtrack to your screaming fire filled death while you’re texting and listening to awful music! 



“Facebook Etiquette”- We already missed it but if you didn’t know yesterday was “National Unfriend Day.” Which is apparently a holiday that Jimmy Kimmel made up but makes a LOT of sense, because we ALL have a bunch of people that we are friends with on Facebook that we have no idea why we are.  You know, the kind of people that your friends on Facebook with but if you ever saw in person you would turn and walk the other way before you would ever bother saying hello.  Or those friends on Facebook that you don’t even care enough to write “Happy Birthday” on their wall.  These are the kinds of people you should unfriend on this holiday, along with moms who only post pictures of their kids and the hard right wing conservative who believes guns are the only right people should have in this country.  

Although speaking of unfriending, you’d better all go “Like” and become friends with me on my “Here Comes the Money…” Facebook page!  Go like it and enjoy even more free humor NOW!
Click here or above to like my page and show what a huge fan you are of my blog!  Or because you like the ruthless humor Jay John posts on there on all the time.


A Great Name for a Punk Band!  “The Fatty Boombalaties”   Is that an actual band name already?  i’m too lazy to Google it so someone else do it and get back to me.

Fast Food Tips –  Do you guys know how to tell if eggs are fresh or not?  i had a conversation recently about fresh eggs because i’m a stupid grown up now and that’s what stupid grown ups do.  But i was intrigued to hear how amazing super fresh eggs taste and now i’m kind of obsessed with them.  Anyways if you are obsessed with fresh eggs now too here is a helpful chart to help increase your insanity!

“Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden?” 
– George Carlin

And yeah i know i’ve posted that egg bit before, but this was fun and innovative way to start my blog with a Carlin rape joke and end it with a Carlin abortion joke.  And again, i didn’t do it to make a social commentary, i did it because this is America and we have freedom of speech!  Stop acting like the right to bear arms is the only God given right in this country, i should be able write and talk about  whatever i want and today that’s what i did.

So i hope you enjoyed it but even if you didn’t you should come back on Friday for an all new blog just because.  So i’ll see you all on Friday!

Cya, follow @migueljose_85 on Twitter

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One Response to “I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I’m thinking to myself, "WHY??? – George Carlin”

  1. Anonymous November 20, 2014 at 12:42 am #

    That little penguin from Happy Feet just came out saying Bill Cosby dressed like a seal and raped him back in the day.
    JJ

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