I never apologize Lisa. I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am. – Homer Simpson

26 Aug


What is up kids?

It’s the last blog i write until after Labor Day!  Although i have to ask you all one really important question, what the hell are you doing reading this?  Why aren’t you watching the Simpsons marathon that’s going on right now on FXX?  Wait, what do you mean you don’t have a clue what i’m talking about?!?!  Right now on FXX they are showing, in order, EVERY. SIMPSONS. EVER.

And watching this marathon has been the best thing ever for a lot of reasons, if not only to cement the fact that this is the greatest show of all time.  i mean yeah yeah “Breaking Bad” was the money.  But how many episodes did they even have of that show? 62?  That would have only gotten you into the beginning of Season 4 of the Simpsons for crying out loud!

And yeah yeah, i’ve been talking about this marathon NON STOP for the last few months as well as every day that it’s been on.  But what the hell else am i going to watch on television, the VMA’s?  Who f’n watches that garbage anymore?  i mean here’s all you need to know about the music industry, they gave Best Rock video to Lorde for crying out loud.  And i’m not saying Lorde ain’t money because she’s definitely very talented.  But best Rock video?  i haven’t seen a travesty that bad since Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Got a Gun” lost Best Video to Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares to You!”  And sure Sinead’s song is incredible and it makes me cry when i hear it.  But the video was terrible!  It was nothing but her bald face crying at the camera!  Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Got a Gun” was a mini movie for crying out loud!  And a pretty good one! And yes i realize none of you have a clue what i’m talking about, i’m an old man for goodness sake!

But anyways, despite everything i’ve said already about this Simpsons marathon i still can’t express enough how fun it’s been to watch it and remember where i was the first time i watched these episodes.  i mean this show has been on television since 1989!  And while none of the characters ever aged on this show, my entire childhood was spent growing up with the Simpsons.  A joy i get to relive as i get to see my nephew grow up watching this show as well.  So in addition to all of the old memories and nostalgia i already feel, i can now enjoy talking about it to my nephew who is also a HUGE fan of the Simpsons!  Which means i also get to watch a new generation of my family fall in love with this show, and i have to say this is one of the moneyest things EVER.

And it’s also why i will continue to say that the Simpsons is the greatest show of all time.  And whether you’ve watched as many episodes as humanly possibly like i have during this marathon or you haven’t seen a second of it yet, now is the time to go put it on and enjoy the greatest comedy that humans have ever created.  Or you can not watch it and keep blowing it in life, but my advice to you is to stop blowing it and start watching already!!!


– So i know none of my teacher friends want to hear this and to be honest it hurts me to say it, but school is right around the corner!  i know, i know, i’m sorry i said it!  But if there is one good thing about going back to school is that now is the perfect time to re-watch the 3rd Episode of the second greatest show of all time “VHS Breakdown” where we review the Rodney Dangerfield classic, “Back to School!”

And it’s funny because out of all the people who’ve watched it there was only one YouTube viewer who noticed that i gave the wrong year at the beginning of the episode and as far as i know that’s the only time we’ve made that mistake on our show.  But i’ll tell you all the same thing i told that random YouTube commentator, that was an ACTUAL power hour that i did before filming this episode so give me a break!  And enjoy our breakdown of “Back to School!”

Speaking of “VHS Breakdown” we are currently on hiatus at the moment.  But we have some BIG plans and we’ll be back soon with a brand new website, and all new PODCAST, and of course Season Three of VHS Breakdown!

A Great Name for a Punk Band! “The Lack Lusters”

That one was from Rob, and probably one of my favorite band names of all time.  If you think you could do better i’d like to see you try!

“OLD SCHOOL” NONSENSE – So i talk to myself.  Like, a LOT.  Not like crazy person a lot but definitely borderline that much, and i can definitely see it’s getting worse as i get older.  “You’re already old!”  Shut up person blowing up my spot right after my birthday!  Although i guess admitting i talk to myself like a nutjob isn’t helping anything.  For real, i talk to myself at home, in the car, in public… wow i guess i kinda do it all of the time.  i probably got this trait from my dad, he does it a decent amount as well.  Although you would too if you had 5 kids!

But whatever, i’ve been thinking about it and i’ve finally realized yesterday that i’m okay with talking to myself  Why wouldn’t i be? i talk to plenty of aholes and dumbasses during the day that aren’t nearly as smart or as funny as i am, let alone who are as attractive and/or have as nice a penis!  And anyways, when i talk to myself i’m at least talking to someone who will get my jokes.  And plus figure if i’m going to grow increasingly insane i might as well embrace it.  And all of you should embrace my insanity too, unless you want me to murder you in your sleep of course.  HAHAHAHA I’M JUST KIDDING!!! 🙂 !!  haha…

“OLD SCHOOL” Tips for Video Games: i don’t really have any tips for this game other then to say it helps if you are EXTREMELY racist…

Thanks to Jay John for that picture because all that kid does is post ruthless pics on Facebook all day like a lunatic.

But alright fine, some of you may have noticed i haven’t done this video game tip bit in a while.  So it’d probably be cool if i had an actual tip for this bit.  So here ya go, the new Super Mario Brothers game is coming out soon!

Alright fine, the real “tip” here is for all of you no life having nerds to stop playing video games and start hitting on hot broads who will hopefully play with your own personal joystick one day!

Fast Food Tips – So hopefully you’ll be at a BBQ with your friends and/or family this Labor Day weekend and the last place you’ll end up is a Quick Chek.  But if you are a poor pathetic loser and you end up there then you’re in luck because they are having a Labor Day Sub Spectacular from August 29th to September 1st where all 6 inch subs are $1.99!  So have fun at your BBQ’s you popular people, my lonely ass will be going to town on cheap good sandwiches!

And that’s it for me this week kids!  And i would apologize for only putting out one blog last week on my birthday and only putting out one blog the week before a long holiday weekend but if you read my quote to start this blog you realize i NEVER apologize!  So have a great end of August everyone, party it up as much as possible, don’t end up at Quick Check the way i plan on doing and i’ll see you kids in September!

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