HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER. This commandment is about obedience and respect for authority; in other words it’s simply a device for controlling people. The truth is, obedience and respect should not be granted automatically. They should be earned. They should be based on the parents’ performance. Some parents deserve respect. Most of them don’t. Period. – George Carlin

2 May
THE BLOG ABOUT THE OVER 60 TEANECK HIGH SCHOOL KIDS WHO GOT ARRESTED AND ALL OF THE FAKE “OUTRAGE” BY PARENTS

What is up kids?

And i call you kids as i always do because that’s what we are, we are all still kids.  i mean yeah some of you are older and wiser then you were in high schol.  Hell, i know for a fact that some of the girls who read this blog are OVER 30!!!!  Holy $hitballs!!!  “OMFG miguel jose YOU ARE SO F*CKING MEAN!!”  Relax my elderly friends, i’m gddamn 35 myself.  i’m just not as self conscious about my age as you are, i’m guessing  it’s because like i said before i’m older and wiser now.  And i am this way because that’s kinda just what happens after being on this planet for awhile, you start to pick up things through experience.

And experience is just something that’s impossible to have when you’re a kid, no mater how smart you think you are or how much you think you “get it” when you really don’t.  It’s impossible to realize this when you’re younger, because it is not something you can learn until you reach a certain age.  And since you aren’t that age yet you will never understand it as a child!  It sounds confusing but it’s like the Man in Black says in Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” : The finite man cannot grasp the infinite.  

So it’s just impossible to understand what it’s like to be an adult when you’re younger. However, you should be able to remember what it was like to be a kid when you are older, and that is why i’m so fired up today.  Mostly because of the story i read about these 60 Teaneck High School kids that got arrested for trashing the school.  You can read about the story here:

Now if you read the comments online and/or in social media about this article you will realize that EVERYONE IS OUTRAGED!!!!  HOW DARE THESE KIDS DO THIS, THESE AREN’T PRANKS THEY ARE VANDALISM AND DESTRUCTION OF SCHOOL PROPERTY!!  SEND THEM TO JAIL AND TAKE AWAY THEIR DIPLOMAS, WE NEVER ACTED LIKE THAT WHEN WE WERE KIDS!!
Well la di f*cking da, congrats for being a perfect teenager!  It must have been amazing to never do anything wrong or stupid or get in any kind of trouble.  i’m sure you followed every rule, always listened to your parents and teacher and priest and that your ticket to heaven for being a perfect individual is printed and ready to go! EVERY single comment on this article was from adults trashing how awful these teens are, and it really points out how everyone in our society just LOVES to judge people.  They can’t get enough of it!  
But did you actually take the time to read the article?  What did these kids really do?  “The teens sprayed silly string on the floor, taped hot dogs to lockers, flipped desks, urinated in hallways and smeared Vaseline on doors.”  Well honk my hooter, if that isn’t terrorist activity then i don’t know what is!  Let’s put these kids in jail and totally destroy their lives because of hot dogs and pee!  Or maybe we can relax for a hot second and stop with this fake outrage everyone loves to pretend they have.  Yes these kids should get punished, yes they should have to clean the school.  And if you want to stop them from “walking” with their senior class on graduation go ahead and do it.  Graduation is such an overrated event that us real people hate going to anyway.  Hours of boring speeches from people you don’t care about just to hear your kids name spoken for 2 seconds?  i’ll pass.
But even with this Donald Sterling case people need to relax.  It’s SO easy to point and yell at him and say “OMG he’s a racist ban him for life and i hate him and how dare he say those things!”  It’s easy, it’s fun, and it makes people feel better about themselves.  But let’s not forget that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US KNOWS A RACIST, if we’re not one ourselves.  So let’s chill out with the finger pointing to make yourselves feel better.  “Wait, is this coming from the guy who just wrote an entire blog about Donald Sterling on Tuesday HERE??”   Yes, yes it is.  But i’m not pointing fingers and getting on my high horse about the subject to make myself feel better.  i wrote about it because i think the entire thing is f’n hilarious and i love it when racist douchebags who are in power get caught saying how they really feel.  i wrote about it because it’s funny, not because i think i’m better then everyone like these people commenting about Teaneck feel about themselves.  
So again, enough with the fake outrage people.  Maybe if anyone who was so SHOCKED by this was also making comments about the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria who are being forced to marry their captors i could understand it.  Or if they also were mad about how Senate Republicans are blocking a Federal raise in the Minimum wage when IT COULDN’T BE MORE OBVIOUS that it needs to be raised in this country then i would have no problem letting them show all the outrage they wanted to over this.  But until that’s the case stop being so full of yourself, step down from that high horse of yours and try for one second to try and remember what it was like to be a teenager and to be immature and to do stupid things.  If you’re honest with yourself you won’t be as outraged as you thought you were.

RANDOM NONSENSE

– Speaking of that racist scumbag Donald Sterling, when i wrote about him on Tuesday’s blog the NBA had not handed down their decision on what his punishment was yet.  But now that he’s been banned for life, i can finally drop a much needed…

LATER DICK!

– So did you all watch my review of “The Lost Boys” on VHS Breakdown yet?  If you didn’t you are BLOWING it at life, but lucky for you you can redeem yourself and watch it now and make this the best weekend ever.  You’re welcome!

And don’t forget to follow VHS Breakdown on Instagram! 

“OLD SCHOOL” NONSENSE –  If it’s your girlfriend’s birthday, it’s pretty ghetto to just give her a gift card as a present.  And it’s even ghettoer to just give her straight up cash, like you can’t throw a bunch of 20’s in a card and be like “Happy birthday!” It’s extremely impersonal and it’s just a very tasteless gift.  But i have to say that really sucks, because even though it’s ghetto it is also the BEST gift ever!  i mean who doesn’t want gift cards and cash?  Everybody does!  Why would she want you buying her that lingerie that’s not even her size, or that scarf you thought looked “cool!” but really isn’t at all and she would never be caught dead wearing it in a million years?  Of course she doesn’t want that garbage, just give her the cash!

 But you can’t do that, because if her parents or family ask her “What did he get you for your birthday?” and she tells them “A Victoria Secret giftcard and $120 in twenties!” She and her family will think you’re a real creepo and a big bag of douche.  But that’s the worst because again, cash is the best gift and also it’s the EASIEST one to get her!!  It’s win win for everyone!  Except for the boyfriend that everyone hates of course.

Fast Food Tips – So i just heard about a new fast food item at White Castle that made me go from 6 o’clock to 12 in my pants, and that’s because they now sell these new “Belgium Waffle Sandwiches.”  They come in bacon egg and cheese, sausage egg and cheese, and chicken and waffle variety.  Which is funny because 3 is also the number of times i had to change my shorts after hearing about this deliciousness.  i haven’t tried them yet, but you can be sure as soon as i have the chance i will run for the border!  “Isn’t that for Taco Bell?”  Who cares? There are waffle sandwiches at White Castle!!

And that’s it for me today kids!  i hope everyone has the money weekend, and i hope you’re enjoying my show and these blogs!  They are fun as hell to do and when people “SHARE” or “LIKE” these on Facebook and/or Twitter i can’t tell you enough how much i appreciate it.

But have a great weekend and i’ll see you kids here Tuesday for an all new blog!

Cya Tuesday, @migueljose_85 on Twitter


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