The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool. – Phillip Seymour Hoffman "Almost Famous"

4 Feb

What is up kids?

i’ll tell you what’s up… after a THRILLING Superbowl full of incredible ups and downs and nail biting action, The Seattle Seahawks are your Superbowl Champs!  Wasn’t it a thrilling game??!?  Holy $hitballs i can’t believe how exciting that footb…

Ugh, alright.  i can’t go any further like this.  That Super Bowl was TERRIBLE, and the only thing worse were those God awful commercials.  Although now that the Super Bowl is over, i’d like to drop my critique about everything that everyone has been talking about once the game ended.  And since this is my gddamn blog and i do what i want that’s exactly what i’m going to write about!

First things first, the Bruno Mars halftime show was really good.  i’m not the hugest Bruno Mars fan by any stretch, although if i were standing next to him i would look like the biggest person on the planet because i’m pretty sure he’s 5 foot 2 and 85 pounds and i’m 5 foot 10 and 285 pounds which means i way 125 pounds more then him.  And sure you could whip out your calculator and do the math on that one if you wanted to, but wouldn’t you rather be lazy and just trust me?  Good choice!

And yeah it would have been better if the Chili Peppers played more then one song.  But i saw them the night before in concert and they were the f*cking MONEY!  If you’re curious of the set list that night and of course you should be, here’s a glimpse of the awesomeness that i got to experience Saturday at the Barclays in Brooklyn.  Which is the MONEY venue by the way!!!

Next up, the Bill O’Reilly interview with President Obama during the pregame was an absolute joke. O’Reilly has zero respect for the President, and let’s be honest he’s a poor interviewer and even worse journalist.  So it felt good to see The President tell it to Bill’s face when he called him out for asking him questions and hyping up bull$hit conspiracies that any decent journalist has already proven false.  Or as Mr. President put it…

“Bill, we do — that’s not what happened.  They — folks have, again, had multiple hearings on this.  I mean these kinds of things keep on surfacing, in part because you and your TV station will promote them.”

So yeah eat a dick O’Reilly.

And oh yeah, to all the news stations covering what a nightmare it was to get out of the stadium after the Super Bowl?  Thanks for noticing what Giants fans have known for YEARS.  Not so much Jets fans, because their are so few of them at Jets games that they can all get home easily, mostly because almost all of them leave early while the Jets are losing.  But i hope all those people at the game had a nightmarish ride home and get so mad and complain to the point where they FINALLY have to make the parking at Met Life stadium bearable because what us real Giants fans have to deal with every Sunday is BULL$HIT!!!

But yeah i hope everyone had a fantastic Superbowl weekend.  If you read my last blog you should have had the day off on Monday which means you spent the day in bed recovering while also eating all of the leftover deliciousness from the party the night before.   And whatever you do don’t count those two days of eating when thinking about that diet you are on.  Give yourself a break, it’s the f’n Superbowl for crying out loud!!!


So i also want to make a comment about the Coca Cola ad where people all over the world are singing America the Beautiful in different languages.  Because if you saw that ad and you were the least bit offended, and not only that you went on Twitter or Facebook to post about how offended you were and how we should only speak English in this country… please go take a large bong size hit off of a bus tail pipe.  Just open wide, shove that silvery metal penis into your mouth, and take a big ol hit until that black smokey money shot hits you deep down inside your belly.  For real, can you pretend we are not the only ones on this planet for one gddamn second?? Americans want to be the best, we want to put our military all over the globe, and we basically run this entire $hit even though we were a nation so stupid we had George W Bush for our President for 8 years.  And you’re offended to hear other nations sing “America the Beautiful?”  If for some reason you missed the ad here’s your chance to check out the “controversy” now…

THIS is the commercial that made you so outraged?? Seriously, you should really look into your black soul and wonder why it is so full of hate. i mean what makes anger your first reaction when you see people of a different color or hear people speaking a different language?  Was it your parents that taught you to be that way?  Or is it a lack of education or just plain ignorance that makes you SO FU*KING ANGRY about a stupid Coke commercial that was meant to show unity with a universal product like soda?  Take a good look at yourself and realize you might be losing at the game we call “life” right now, because any time you get angry at something so insignificant and something that has NOTHING to do with you you are BLOWING it on this Earth.

– So i hate having to write stuff like this in my blog, but i guess we have to say goodbye to one of the greatest actors of our lifetime, Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  And to anyone who had to post things on social media like “Well what do you expect from an addict?” or “i don’t feel bad at all, he got we deserved!” well then la di fricken da aren’t you sitting so pretty and innocently on your high horse.  Or wait, you probably don’t let your horse get high because then you’d judge your horse because you have the right to judge ANYTHING.  And let me ask you this, does it feel good for you to say “I TOLD YOU SO!” to someone that has just died?  The sad thing is that i bet to you it does feel good.

Anyways, you obviously don’t know this but believe it or not a lot of people have it rough in this world, even rougher then you.  And not everyone can handle everything in life as amazingly easy as you seem to do.  So maybe you should relax before throwing that rock in your glass house and realize that sympathy for the dead is the feeling you should have first when hearing about a tragedy, and not that righteous indignation that seems to suit you so well.  He was an amazing talent and he will be missed by many so that’s what i’m going to focus on instead of any other garbage.  Rest in peace hermano.

This blog is a little rough today, no?  How about my favorite episode of “VHS BREAKDOWN” to lighten things up a bit?  You’re welcome!

A Great Name for a Punk Band! “The Fuddy Duddies”

That one comes from JJ but i’m a HUGE fan so once i’m again i’m stealing his material because i can.

“OLD SCHOOL” NONSENSE – What is the proper term to call those those straggly hairs on the back of your neck?  You know, the kind you have when you don’t get a hair cut for awhile.  Did you always call those “Hindu” hairs growing up?  i know i did, but it is only now that i’m realizing that’s probably kind of racist.  Is there a real term that someone can tell me to use for now on?  i don’t need an answer right away, but if you could tell me before i go see my barber Vishnu next week it’d be much appreciated…

And that’s it for me today kids!  As you can tell i’m a little fired up today, mostly because sometimes i just can’t stand all the hate and ignorance that goes on in this world.  Normally i don’t let it get to me because if you do you can go crazy.  But lucky for me i have this blog to vent so that’s what i did today.

But if you are most places in this country you should be busy getting ready for round 15 of being douched by snow once again, which totally sucks until you realize some people aren’t even on this planet anymore and would do ANYTHING to see just one more snowfall.  So try and look at life that way when you’re shoveling your awful driveway yet again, and i’ll see you guys back here on Friday with an all new blog!

Cya Friday, @migueljose_85 on Twitter

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