"I think we should legalize marijuana in this country. Just so potheads have nothing to talk about ever again" – Daniel Tosh

20 Apr

What is up stoners?

What a special holiday it is today!  No i don’t mean Hitlers’ birthday, MAN my readers are racist!  And no i don’t mean Easter or Passover. Although speaking of Passover, isn’t this the depressing Jewish holiday where Jews have to fast, aren’t allowed to  use electricity and/or do anything at all?  Oh wait that’s EVERY Jewish holiday…

But that’s right it’s 4:20 kids, and if you do not know what today is chances are we’ve never hung out before.  Today is the day where potheads from all over smoke morning day and night, or as they call it “business as usual”.  Now there are a thousand explanations on where the origin of 4:20 came from, and according to Wikipedia the real reason comes from the teenagers in California called the “Waldo’s” who came up with a plan to search for an abandoned Cannibas Crop that they had learned about.  And since this was on Wikipedia i have to assume this is 100% accurate.  But really, does anyone care what the origin is?  All that matters is today is a day to celebrate weed, and that is definitely a celebration worth having.

I know what some of you are asking.  Is it possible that i, miguel josé, have tried the pot before?  All i will say is there are so many amendments, in the Constitution, of the United States of America, i can only choose one… And i plead the fif!   I plead the fizz-if!  1,2,3,4 FIF!  Oh Chappelle, we all miss your show.  Thank God Tosh came in to fill that void.  But i can admit i tried it back in college, so when i talk about it in this blog i will do my best to try and remember my past experiences and speak about it like i know something about the subject.  Although that may be tough because all my college memories are in a cloudy haze for some reason….

Should marijuna be legal?  I think most rational people would say yes, and to be honest this debate really isn’t worth having.  Because i don’t really care that it’s illegal, it’s not like that really stops people from getting it.  i think my bigger problem is the social stigma that goes along with people who smoke weed.  I know a ton of people who have zero problems with alcohol, yet they would never speak to you again if they found out you smoked weed.  Really?  Do you realize how much worse alcohol is for you then weed?  Of course they don’t, they don’t put any actual thought on the subject.  They just figure if alcohol is legal and marijuana isn’t then marijuana must be wrong.  They are obedient society members doing whatever they are told.  Man i’m glad that is not my mindset on life. 

Weed kills your motivation, makes you forgetful, increases paranoia, gives you the munchies, and it makes you forgetful.  Those are pretty much all the negatives when it comes to weed.  I mean yeah there is telling the same stories over and over again, and it gets you into $hitty music, because if you ever tried to listen to band PHISH sober you realize one thing and that’s man this is just nonsense noise they are playing.  But even compared to “legal” drugs like alcohol and cigarettes these side effects seem pretty tame.

Seth Rogen said it best when he said weed just makes everything better.  It makes food taste better, it makes music sound better, it makes funny things funnier, it makes sex feel better and it even makes food taste better.  Haha i get it, enough already with that joke that’s not even mine.  But for real weed is just fantastic, and i’m glad there is a day like today to celebrate it’s greatness because if anything deserves a holiday it is Mary Jane. 

So be against it people who are no fun and don’t want to expand their minds,  and also keep looking down on other people for doing so.  The rest of us (well not me but potheads) will keep on blazin.  We will keep smoking no matter what.  We will smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.  We’ll smoke two joints before we smoke two joins, and then we’ll smoke two more…. 

Happy 4:20 everyone!!!

Oh and just for the record, if you see me today and my eyes are bloodshot it is because my allergies are KILLING me!

RANDOM NONSENSE

– Don’t you hate when you’re walking down a long hallway or long walkway at work or something, and there is another person walking towards you, and it gets so awkward because you’re trying not to make eye contact with each other or at least not until you get closer.  But then you’re like okay do i just nod, or should i say hi and smile?  Why is there so much pressure with this?  It’s the same thing when i go through a door and there’s a girl behind me, how far back does she have to be for me to hold the door open for her?  I don’t want to be stuck holding the door and she’s still 2 miles away.  But then sometimes i think she’s too far back and i don’t open the door, but then she comes through like 3 seconds later and i look really rude.  But i’m not rude, i just have poor depth perception!  Alright i guess i’m the only person who thinks about this stuff but it’s my blog so deal with it

-“Facebook ettiquette” If you post a status or comment, and then “like” your own status or comment, please delete me as a friend because you are a sad human being. 

-What is the point of plain M&M’s?  Who buys those?  Let’s see, i can have yummy chocolate wrapped around a fantastic peanut in a hard candy shell, OR i can have just the chocolate and no delicious peanut with it.  Cause yeah that choice makes sense.  There’s a sandwich place in Dumont called Denaros that has the BEST bread of any sandwich place i’ve ever been to.  But as much as i love their bread, if i had a choice of just the bread OR the bread with a sandwich inside i’m gonna go with bread and sammich!   Oh and don’t give me that whole peanut allergy excuse, “Boo hoo peanuts might kill me!”  Grow up already

-Women think guys get prostitutes to pay for sex, but i’m here to tell you that isn’t the real reason.  There are plenty of disgusting ho bags guys could bang for free if they really wanted to.  What men pay for when they pay for sex is the convienence of not having to deal with a women’s bull$hit afterwards.  None cuddling, none talking about their feelings or where this relationship is going, and definitely none sharing of the bed.  As far as i’m concerned the sex is free, guys just hand over the money at the end to be like “now get out”! 

Hope everyone enjoys the holiday today, i had a few more random thoughts but they just slipped my mind.  Oh well, all i care about is that this Phish album i’m listening to now is AMAZING!

-miguel josé

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2 Responses to “"I think we should legalize marijuana in this country. Just so potheads have nothing to talk about ever again" – Daniel Tosh”

  1. Angel April 20, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    I'm with you on the awkward eye contact in the long hallways thing, I thought I was the only person who felt that way. Same thing for the elevator which has it's own fun little set of awkward situations like when the door is closing and you happen to make eye contact with someone who wants in? Or if you are in there with someone you don't want to talk to and they won't shut up? Or if there clearly isn't anymore room and there's one jerk who just HAS to get on? Or if you're in there with a few people and one of them is coughing and not covering their mouth or the best is when someone lays an egg fart in that mother…. for real, next time I make eye contact and the door is closing, I'll put my hand out, hold it open then get out and take my lazy ass up the stairs.

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  2. pinkfishgrl April 28, 2011 at 4:25 am #

    Happy 420, I didnt read this on 420 but ong you stil made me laugh and i think your great 🙂

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