The reason the mainstream is referred to as a stream is because of its shallowness- George Carlin

1 Apr

It’s Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend.

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning.  Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’.  Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends

Kicking in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. gotta make my mind up, which seat can i take?

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun! Lookin’ forward to the weekend! – Rebecca Black

A George Carlin quote into a Rebecca Black song… Suck it!  No way has that ever been done in history.

But yeah those are the lyrics from the number one most disliked video on you tube right now “Friday” by Rebecca Black.  If you have not heard it yet go to the link above and check it out ASAP

You probably think i’m going to bash this awfulness but i have to say i’m a big fan.  It’s mad catchy and fun and it gets me fired up that it’s friday!  Nope, none sarcasm here kids, i straight up dig this song. and no it’s not because she’s a super cute 15 year old.  For once that has nothing to do with it

i honestly think i like this song because everyone hates it.  Sometimes that’s all it takes for me, once i hear everyone in America feels a certain way about something i almost always immediately feel the opposite way. Yeah i know it’s immature rebellious kid bull$hit that i never grew out of,  but i also realize there are just certain characteristics that i have that i’m going to have forever.  i love to make people laugh, i think being obnoxious is the funniest thing ever, and i will always go against what everyone tells me i should do.  Which is just another reason i’m not running to get married and/or have kids just yet.  Oh really? That’s what everyone is supposed to at my age?  So i shouldn’t be playing beer pong on a weeknight  and ordering dominos mad late and then throwing it all up right before i go to bed at 3 am when i have work the next day?  Thanks for the heads up, i’ll take that under advisement jerkweed.

And another thing, why has America decided THIS is the poppy song everyone is going to hate? Oh i know why, because TMZ and Z Morning zoo told everyone they should hate it. i feel like that’s even worse reasoning then why i like it.  Really?  This song is so much worse then 95% of all the other ones on the radio?  No, it’s not.  Sure it’s bad, but if i listened to the radio i’m sure i could name a hundred other songs that sound exactly the same to me.  And i’ll make you a bet right now if justin beiber sang that song everyone would love it, or at least all the teeny boppers/twentysomething blonde girls i know would love it that’s for sure…

But another good example of me liking something everyone hates is the movie “Dinner for Schmucks”.  EVERYBODY was telling me how awful it is and how they couldn’t make it through even 20 mins of it.  So of course i immediately Netflixed it and loved it.  i’ll be honest and say it’s a really rough movie, and i get why people couldn’t handle it.  But i totally dug it and def would watch it again.  Although i also will admit i never would have rushed to rent it if i didn’t hear such awful reviews, i’m not even sure how big a fan i would be if i didn’t know everyone hated it.  But i do like it, and i am a fan, just like i’m a fan of rebecca’s song.  Especially when it’s a friday friday getting down on friday….

MAN that’s a catchy song!

Random Thoughts:

-i was only kidding when i said rebecca black is a super cute 15 year old.  She’s actually only 13.

-i can’t stand girls that ALWAYS find a way to bring their boyfriends up during a conversation.  For real, NO ONE CARES.  They will turn ANY conversation into their boyfriend.  So yeah i’m going to florida this weekend… “OMG me and BF went to florida last summer it was incredible!”  Hey do you happen to know what time it is?…”OMG my BF just bought me this beautiful watch i love it!!!”  My family is having a really tough time, we just found out my Grandmother has cancer…  “OMG my Boyfriend’s a cancer he was born July 14th!!!”

-Regarding people who look at porn websites at work… really guy?  Isn’t that the whole point of work?  A forced 8 hour break from porn?  If being in a cubicle surrounded by co-workers and your boss doesn’t stop you from checking out porn sites you definitely have a problem.  Unless you’re a girl, then it’s kinda hot

-Do any of you still listen to the radio?  i do, all the time.  My favorite station is called IPOD.  It has all the music and bands i like and it has zero commercials.  “You should get satellite radio, there’s no commercials and there’s a 1000 stations!”  Oh so it’s got all the music on my ipod but i get to pay for it?  Pass

Do you hate sneezes?  i do, i f’n hate them.  i hate when other people sneeze, i hate when i sneeze.  i hate saying God bless you, i hate when people say it for me.  Mostly because #1. When i sneeze it sounds like a cough so everyone always goes “Was that a sneeze or was that a cough?”  Yeah it was a cough ahole, i always randomly cough like that out of nowhere.  and #2. When i do sneeze i sneeze like 10x in a row so it’s always “God bless you, God bless you, God bles..”  Enough already!  Either wait till i’m done or don’t even bother.  i guess this is just my pet peeve but man oh man do i hate them.  Although sneeze it is a fun word to write

-i hate when fat people tell me they like a certain food.  “OMG i love the pizza from that place!”  “Oh this place has the best pasta!”  Really?  You like their food? i couldn’t tell you loved it by your huge f’n fat a$$. Why don’t we keep things easy and you just tell me what you don’t like to eat since apparently that list is much smaller?

That’s it for me this week kids.  And thanks to everyone who’s reading my garbage, especially my “followers” who are now in double digits!  i really appreciate it!


2 Responses to “The reason the mainstream is referred to as a stream is because of its shallowness- George Carlin”

  1. Alicia April 1, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    hmm interesting spin on the “if justin beiber sang the rebecca black song everyone would love it”….he did… it sounds the same as her song but his words are “babyyy babyyy babbbyyyyy” instead of “fridayyy fridayyy fridayyy”…yeah. same tune.


  2. shannon April 16, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    “If being in a cubicle surrounded by co-workers and your boss doesn't stop you from checking out porn sites you definitely have a problem.” That made me laugh!


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